Twilight Dual Ball Vibrator - Guest Review

Guest Post By: Rock that Mommy

I have never owned or used a massager before so I definitely wanted to try the Twilight Dual Ball Vibrator out on TabuToys. I received it very quickly, and wanted to test it out immediately but upon inspection noticed that the company who sent it put the wrong size batteries with it. So that required me going out and replacing batteries.. Let's just say I didn't get to use it for a few days.

The one thing I like about this massager is it's power. I literally used it on all my aches and tension, and it's been amazing. I've been battling super painful headaches for the last 2 months, and the doctor are clueless as to what's causing it, but told me my neck muscles are very tight and tense, so I had my fiance use it on my neck and it felt so relaxing. I didn't realize how tight my neck was until after using this. We took turns using it on each other all over our bodies, and are very happy with this thing. I personally think it works better then anybody's hands.

I do have to say I prefer this as a massager, and not so much as an intimate massager. I think it's just too big, and I was becoming more numb, than satisfied. It could have been the speed as well, since the lowest setting is a little too much for me. I will be keeping this as our sensual body massager so we can workout our sore achy muscles and joints or just give each other a nice body massage. It does put you in the mood!

If this doesn't interest you, TabuToys carries many vibrators, dildos and numerous other sex toys for all your needs.

"Treeze" - Wood Oak Vibrator Review

Since I had never had a wood toy, I figured why not try it. So I ordered the Treeze Wood Oak Vibrator from TabuToys. It arrived in a typical hard plastic wrapping and came with a velvety, cotton padded sack for safe and discreet storage.

I inserted the 2 double a batteries that come with the item for your convenience and noticed that it had a loud buzz to it. Almost like you're using a chainsaw to cut down a tree. It didn't bother me since I no longer have a roommate, but if I did, I'd surely not want to use it too often if he happened to be around at the time.

The vibrator is made up of wood/urethane hybrid material, which creates an ultra smooth, nonporous, phthalates free surface that is lubricant friendly and is waterproof. Because the fibers of the wood are saturated with urethane resin and are cured under pressure and at high temperature, you can rest assured that there will be no splintering.

I liked the fact that this vibrator had a typical penis shaped head to it, however, with it being hard, it was not very comfortable. The protruding rings around the wood vibrator were a little bigger than pictured, which was also not very comfortable upon insertion. So instead of trying to get myself off vaginally since it just wasn't doing it for me, I decided to just rub it back and forth on my vulva and clit until the powerful vibrations brought me to climax, which wasn't too long after. It has 4 different speed settings that I noticed and a few different pulsating patterns, one of which started going slow and light, and ended up powerful and deep, sending you into a euphoric bliss.

Overall this didn't work as intended "for me", but that doesn't mean it wouldn't be pleasurable for someone else. I loved it for the vibrator part, but not for vaginal penetration. Make sure you like ribbed toys before considering this one, as it's definitely a bumpy ride!

Thenice folks at TabuToys.comsent me the Treeze Wood Oak Vibrator free of charge, in exchange foran honest review of the product. TabuToys.comoffers discreet, private shopping to men and women of all sexual orientations.And to help you pick out just the right sex toy, dildo or vibrator you’vebeen looking for, they offer an excellent Sex Toy Quiz.

 

Blue and Black Lace-Up Chemise Set - Review

When I noticed that Tabutoys carried cute lingerie and in sizes that would actually work for me, I was ecstatic to ask for one to review. So, they agreed and sent me the Blue and Black Lace-Up Chemise Set that I put in my list of “wants”, which included removable garters and a black thong to boot.

Before I put it on, I removed the garters because I didn’t plan on using them at that point in time as I have yet to find a stocking that fits great on my thighs. Can we say thunder-thighs? 

I started putting it on and immediately noticed that it’s form fitting, which is fine because I don’t really have big bulges everywhere, just medium sized ones. ;) I felt comfortable and that’s all that mattered.

I loved the fact that this piece comes with an underwire and clasped back – like a bra, because there are so many chemises that leave you feeling droopy or not supported enough to leave you feeling confident. I’m a size D, so I need SOME support or it’s just going to look awkward and make me feel self-conscious around my partner when I’m trying to look sexy. However, after the first time I wore it, the underwire started poking through and jabbed me right in the boob. D’oh! I hate when that happens. So needless to say, I’ll probably be taking it out now since there’s no easy to way to fix that issue as it will just keep popping through the material. BTW, the material is thin, so it will probably be a reoccurring issue.

 

The size I ordered was correct, it has a little bit of stretch to it, but not enough to fit someone who isn’t that “size”.  The front of the chemise has lace and a shiny plastic embedded down the middle and into the cups to draw attention to the area and give a wicked wet-look for a mouthwatering combination of naughty and nice! It’s a lovely royal blue color, which will work with any skin tone. 

Overall it was a fun piece to wear and I enjoyed looking sexy in it. Maybe one day I will get the courage to post a picture of me in these pieces. 

But, I must get permission from the boyfriend first. ;)

Remote Control G Spotter Vibrator

Ever since my friend/contributor Babe tried a wireless/remote control toy with her boyfriend, I just had to try one -- so, I went with the Remote Control G Spotter Vibrator from TabuToys.

Now unlike hers, this one is the size of a bullet that you just insert vaginally and leave there while your partner controls the remote from up to 10-16 feet away. Don't worry though, it's not going to get lost in your hoo-haw, since it has a plastic string attached to the bottom, so you have access at all times.

The bullet is 2.25" by 1.25" in length and is covered in a soft velvet exterior, which helps it glide smoothly. The Remote Control G offers seven intense functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation with the push of a button. Want to enjoy it alone? Well you can, since the remote was created for independence in mind as well.

I thoroughly enjoyed the excitement it left me, because I can insert it, walk around and do my normal business and then my partner would randomly start the vibrations and then I was perked with sensations, which is even more thrilling when you don't know it's coming. It wasn't enough to set me over the edge and give me a g-spot orgasm, since I need in and out penetration, rather than just vibrations - but it was still a fun experience that both him and I enjoyed. You may not want to do it if it's dead quiet in your house and you have either roommates, or children. You could be getting weird looks or unnecessary questions. But, I would just shrug it off as my phone vibrating. ;)

I think I'm a big fan of wireless sexual devices now, since It's little things like these that can spice up naughty time, big time.

Aloe Cadabra Organic Lubricant Review

"If your sensitive skin has prevented you from trying a personal lubricant before, you can finally relax!"
I wanted to try out a different and more natural lube, because I was tired of others causing a burning sensation down in my vaginal area. No one likes a fire crotch, pun intended. And TabuToys kindly provided this to me for my fair and honest review.

When we decided to use this during our usual sexcapade, I noticed that it was refreshing. Meaning it didn't cause me to get up and run to the tub in pain and fear of my vulva falling off. The reason it's so nice, is because it doesn't contain ingredients like; Petroleum, Glycerine, Parabens, and other potential skin irritants.

Aloe Cadabra Organic Lube is made up of 97% pure and organic aloe. It is not sticky, nor does it smell like anything as it suggests, since it comes in Tahitian Vanilla. That's fine by me though, because I don't want anything perfume-y down on my vag, since it causes infections easily. I'm not sure if it leaves a subtle hint of aloe vanilla on your skin once you put it on, because I never sniffed it afterwords. But for me, it just smells like aloe.

Aloe Cadabra Organic Lube is the perfect solution for vaginal dryness and is compatible with all condoms and sex toys. Apply liberally to both you and your partner and experience the magic in it's 2.5oz bottle!

It's also organic and natural, so what more do you need from a lube? ;)

Raspberry Heating Massage Potion

I was actually a bit surprised with the Raspberry Wickedly Sensual Heating Massage Potion I had requested from TabuToys, since it showed up in a perfume type box and bottle that I have seen somewhere - oh that's right, maybe from my Paris Hilton a-la-skank-wear.

It smells delicious and tastes just like raspberries, so if you have a secret raspberry fetish - this will take the cake! It has a push nozzle instead of a cap, so it's great for avoiding slippery messes. It's all natural too and works with condoms, as well as sex toys and adds a soothing heat to relax all your inhibitions while you get a mouth full of watering flavor and scent! I didn't really notice too much heat, but then again, I didn't use it much for lube and just overall body massaging and titty fucking. As I imagine with any lube - some sort of friction, it's bound to heat up a little and get warm.

But, if you like lubes that actually taste like what they're supposed to, then you will love this Wickedly Sensual Heating Massage Potion.

So, discover your playful side. ;)

Max "Yummy Cummy" Capsules

We all know bodily fluids can sometime taste bad and the only way to change it is to eat something sweet and avoid smoking, alcohol, meat and certain veggies. But, what happens when there's a product that will help without having to change any eating or drinking habits? That's why I decided to test the Max "Yummy Cummy" Capsules from TabuToys.

These pills state that they can be taken by men or women, so I thought what the hell - I'll take these too, but there's only enough for 30 per 2 people which is about a couple weeks worth. My boyfriend started taking them right away, once in the morning and once in the evening before bed as directed with some water. So, we let a few days go by and I decide it's time to see if it actually works like the semenex does, but without the nasty aftertaste.

I let him cum in my mouth and I notice that there's really no taste at all which is great, but there's no sweet taste like it specifies. So, I don't know if these actually work for real or not, since drinking water and eating healthier can make your fluids change and since he doesn't always taste the same, I figured that these didn't work.

He continued taking them, and we continued to see no results. Maybe, he needed to take them all before noticing, but it said you should notice a difference within 48 hours and nothing happened.
Also, when we tried the semenex, his diet hadn't changed since then - so it's not that. Believe me, I took that into consideration. Overall, we thought this would be an easier replacement, but it failed short. If you like no taste, then you may as well try it for yourself.

Thanks to TabuToys, who carries various sex toys and other items for allowing me to review this product for free in return of my honest and fair review.

Symphony Vibrator in Lavender

If you’re looking for a sex toy that doesn’t really resemble a sex toy, then you’ll be happy with the Symphony Vibrator by TabuToys. It’s hard plastic, but has a smooth velvet-like touch. It’s phthalate-free, which means its super safe and doesn’t contain any harmful chemicals.

The Symphony Vibrator packs a powerful buzz with its chic design to give you a nerve tingling orgasm. And its sleek ergonomic looks make you think you’re getting a high-tech sex toy without the hefty price. Although, you can really tell it’s not, since its super lightweight and kind of feels cheap to the touch.

With this vibrator, I felt like it was kind of dragging and getting caught on my skin just a tad – even though it has the slight velvet touch to it. It’s definitely no Lelo Mona (which is $100 more in price) that I had the chance to test out recently. 

As you can see, the Symphony Vibrator comes with one control button that's conveniently located on the top of the vibrator that controls the 5 different speeds and patterns. One of them reminds me of the music from the Sonic the Hedgehog video game - which happens to be my favorite since it sends me over the top with its different beats. It's 7.25" by 1.5" and has an insert able length of only 5 inches, which might be too small for some. I on the other hand, had no problems with the length - but I didn't enjoy it when the vibrations were on inside of me, since it didn't do anything because they were so powerful it caused my insides to go numb. Others might get more enjoyment out of it, but this for me will be a clit vibrator only.

Cyberglass Oral Sex Strap On

I’m not your average girl – I’m willing to take risks when it comes to sexuality, even it is for amusement, which leads me to my next review of the Cyberglass Oral Sex Strap On from TabuToys. When I saw this, I immediately knew I had to have it, for the mere fact of my boyfriend’s reaction when it arrived. He was confused as to what it was and was almost too embarrassed to even put it on, let alone use it on me.  I then told him it was a unicorn dildo and he would have to wear it at our next party.  Surprisingly, he went upstairs and grabbed it and stuck it on during our Lan Party, for a whole minute to get a few pictures and a few chuckles. Totally worth it! (Yes, I know my masking skills are awesome)

Now this Cyberglass Oral Sex Strap On is probably aimed more towards lesbians, but it’s perfectly capable of being used by heterosexual couples as well, since we all like a little penetration when the man is licking our lovely va’jeen’s, right? 

This phthalates free glass dildo is 3 inches in length and 2 inches wide and it has an added ripple effect for bonus pleasure. Although, when he actually did decide to use it on me, it only caused me intense pain - like someone was scraping the sides of my vaginal walls with their fingernails. Let's just say I didn't like the ridges around the tiny glass penis. I figured I would give this a try, knowing that I hate bumps or ridges to see if it would change my mind - but it hadn't. You can heat it up or cool it off, for added pleasure - it's up to you to decide how far you want to take it. 

You can also remove the glass dildo from the harness and put a new one in, which I might do if I can find one that I like better - of course without ridges. The strap in the picture fits a lot better when you have it on the top of your head; otherwise it just falls off and causes the dildo to not stay in place on your chin. The leather strap has velcro on one end to keep it together, so be sure not to get tons of hair or other junk in it or it will lose it's close ability. I also think that the angle of the dildo is uncomfortable, because it's pointing downward when it should be straight forward, especially when someone is going down on you. But, if you decide to just take it off and fuck your partner with it, you're probably better off using a different toy as she might not get much enjoyment out of it.

As with all sex toys, you need to clean them with anti-bacterial soap or sex toy cleaner to keep them safe and well maintained.

This toy will be going to the amusement factor bin, but I don't think I will personally have my boyfriend use it on me again.

Vroom, Meh, Vroom - Blush Pussycat Vibrating Strapless Thong

This adorable Blush Pussycat Vibrating Strapless Thong from Tabu Toys is supposed to provide clitoral stimulation while wearing it under your favorite black dress, when you're having a night out on the town. But, prepare to get weird looks if you're in a tight, fitted - sexy little number, as some will probably think you're packing a small penis.

The Vibrating Strapless Thong is equipped with a hard plastic underneath the pink satin overlay, in which you place between your naughty parts and surprisingly, it stays in place. It does have a slight bulge in the front where the vibrator device is stored, so it could make for an awkward moment if you decide to wear it while at a club and have your date or some other random guy try to fondle your frontal area.

Also, be sure to go some place where there is loud music playing or in a desolate area, otherwise people are going to hear it and continue to make weird faces at you - like you're crazy for wearing vibrating panties out and about!

To me, it's okay for random wear around the house when I'm trying to get in the mood, as it will start getting the juices flowing.

But, and I say a big BUT here...

It does not provide enough vibrating stimulation to get you off without pressing against it with your hand or something/someone else. (It may make you have flashbacks to when you were a kid and first started noticing that your vagina creates a "nice" feeling. So be prepared to dry hump your pillow.)  

No?

Well, I guess I'm the only weird one.

It takes 4, LR44 batteries which are included for your convenience. There's about 5 different vibrating patterns that you can rotate through before it switches to off, which can easily be pushed by pressing the button on the back of the g-string. Just be careful with this device when you put it on or take it off, as any slight bend will cause it to snap and break like mine did with the very first use. I guess I wasn't paying close attention, as to what I was doing when I was removing it, but it doesn't like to stay in the upright position anymore. It will still work when you wear it, it just won't be as it originally was.

So, with that said. I'm glad I decided to try something like this out as I was very curious. But, I myself would probably not bother with something like this again, as I can get off quicker, easier, better - with my other toys, boyfriends penis and my hand.

**I received a product in order to provide a fair and accurate review. No form of monetary compensation was exchanged. All opinions expressed are strictly my own and were not influenced in any way**

Waterproof VIbro Jim Vibrator Review

My very first vibrator was The  Waterproof Vibro Jim 6.5" Vibrator. It is a light pink pearly colored Vibrator, it is about 6 1/2 inches in length from tip to base and it has a penis shaped shaft. It is a soft latex free material with a waterproof inner shaft that takes 2 AA batteries, it also has a multi-speed motor.

I was only 19 years old when I went shopping for my first Vibrator, I was inexperienced the first time I was out looking for sex toys. And since I was dating a guy 14 years older than me, I didn't feel like putting out because of the lack of physical attraction. Hey it happens when you're dating a short, old, bald, fat man when you're only 20. So, I saw The Waterproof Vibro Jim and thought it would be a good choice. At the time I didn't know what I wanted or what I wanted it to do for me, so when I first used it, I realized it was very uncomfortable because it doesn't bend like your vagina does, and the different speeds weren't really that different. The first time I decided to try it in the shower it died. The motor quit working after making a nasty noise and I was scared that I was gonna get electrocuted or something.

 Now that I have alot more experience with toys, I know what my needs are and now I want them met. The Waterproof Vibro Jim is probably only a good choice if you are not wanting to spend much money or if it's your first time buying a toy. It is a pretty good deal for only $24.70 on Tabutoys, I payed $29.99 when I purchased mine a few years ago, but I would seriously consider some other toys instead of this one.

 

Jelly-Ballsy aka Mr. Floppy Review!

As soon as I started to feel more comfortable sexually, I decided it was time to test out a dildo. So I ordered the 6” Jelly-Ballsy Dildo online – (which can be found at tabutoys) and was completely happy that it had discreet shipping containers, as all sex toys shops do. Since I was shy and lived with my boyfriend and a roommate at the time, it was one of my main concerns.


I opened it up, and noticed that it’s kind of like a dick you would experience if someone had been drinking all night, as in semi-hard and kind of floppy. (Whiskey dick, anyone?) I guess that’s to be expected when it’s made of jelly like material.




Anyways, so I tested this Ballsy Dildo out and realized that this wasn’t Thrill-Ville. I felt like I was jacking myself off to week old Jell-O, all while nails on a chalk board were being played for romantic music in the background. It just wasn’t doing it for me and wasn’t remotely pleasing to the vag at all. I think it just needs to be a little bit thicker and it would be almost perfect, but not really.

The insertable length of this floppy wang is 5.5” – which is fine and dandy for me since I’m not really a size whore. The circumference is 4.7”, with a diameter of 1.5”. So let’s just say it’s not pencil dick thick – but not thick enough for me to thoroughly enjoy it. Plus, I prefer my man to any type of sex toys, well almost any. This one just doesn’t compare at all.

When you try to use lube with this, you’ll have problems trying to get it to go in, as it wants to bend and curve every which way except the right way. I hate selfish pricks, and this was one!

So, with that said. You’re better off humping your hand, than you are with this lame excuse for a penis. =)