I Need a Smaller Ass!

 

So, my last order with EdenFantasys I decided I was going to try out some crotchless panties, because we all know how much sexy those bring to the bedroom!

Well to my dismay, they ended up not working out since they didn't fit correctly and were wrongly sized, not EdenFantasys fault BTW, but the distributor who makes them. I would just exchange them, but I don't know if I want to deal with that whole process. Plus, I plan on starting my HCG diet soon, so I'm hoping to lose some weight and be able to wear them later on. =) They're adorable, just wished they worked right now!

Oh well, I'm going to order another pair in lace and hope they work out for the time being AND possibly the liberator wedge. Even though I think it's a tad overpriced. Has anyone tried one of those? Do you like it? Was it what you expected or worth the price tag?

Guess I'll never really know unless I take the plunge. So, I'm going in - balls deep!

I Want to Suck Your Vagina - Vamp Dildo Review

When I seen this Vamp dildo on EdenFantasys, I couldn't help but think that it was created because of the fans for the retarded/emo Twilight series, since it has little specs of glitter in it.

But, let me tell you... that's not why I wanted to try this at all, as you can probably already tell. I wanted it because I wanted to fantasize that hot ass Eric from Trueblood would be doing me, not that puny hairless twit Edward.

The size is perfect and not too huge, like I thought it was going to be. The head is bulbous, so it feels a little weird fully taking it in and out, but it's nothing to deny this over. I did need to use lube with this to get it in, since even though it looks smooth, it was not smoothly wanting to go inside my vagina. And since it's made out of pure silicone, you'll need a water-based lubricant to use with this.

I did notice after washing the Vamp and patting it down to dry, it attracted lint like crazy. But, you should always wash your dildo before each use, to avoid this anyways for safer and more "fun" times. It's also compatible with a harness, but since my boyfriend won't let me near his asshole - not even to tease, we won't be trying this out. Not that I would want to anyways. He would probably enjoy it and then want to leave me for a man or Bruce Willis or Val Kilmer since he has a boner for both.

Since this is my first realistic dildo, I am pleased with it. The veins in it however aren't all that real, but that doesn't take away from my liking factor.

• Specifications

Design / Shape / Size  
Color: 
Ivory pearl 
Length: 
6 3/4" 
Insertable length: 
6 1/4" 
Circumference: 
5" 
Diameter: 
1 1/2" 
Harness compatibility: 
O-ring compatible 
Weight: 
10.5 oz

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Cute Salute Sailor Costume for Halloween!

Since Halloween is creeping up fast. What better time than to talk about my new Cute Salute Sailor costume I scored from Eden Fantasys. I was for sure this one wouldn't be available, because all the main online reviewers snag the new and popular stuff quick.

This Cute Salute Sailor comes with an adjustable hem line dress, an anchor medallion and flashy sequins on the cups and straps. The straps are also big enough that you can wear a bra underneath this if needed without having the fear of it showing. The sequins on the chest area, leading to the armpit are kind of annoying, since your arm rubs on it - causing it to scratch you.

When you leave the hem line down, it reminds me of a night gown or a dress. But, when you tighten the hem, it looks like a bathing suit to me, since the material of the dress is that of what you would use for a swimsuit. And since the skirt has ruffles on this dress to add to the cute factor, you could pair this with leggings if you're not comfortable showing that much leg or ass. If you're worried about this fitting you or needed to up or down the size, don't worry - it's true to size and has a lot of stretch and give.

The costume also comes with a pair of white gloves, that have an adorable navy blue bow on the wrist. I have big hands, and these gloves fit perfectly. And it wouldn't be a navy costume without a hat, so you'll be happy to know that it comes with the outfit as well! It has an anchor, which is detailed in sequins as well. The hat however did not fit on my head, but I suppose you're just supposed to sit it on top anyways. I just have the fear of it falling off, since nothing is really holding it there. Which leaves me bobby pinning it to my hair on the sides. But then it looks silly, cause you can see the bobby pins.

Overall, this outfit is cute and the quality is great. But, I won't be wearing it this year for Halloween.

Thanks to Eden Fantasys for allowing me to review this item for free.

Pink Passion Wand the Glass Dildo

The Pink Passion Wand from Eden Fantasys is a bulged and nubbed, yet smooth - glass dildo. It can be used anally and vaginally, but you don't want to switch back and forth in one session, as it could lead to a serious infection. But, I'm sure you all know that. Also, since it is glass, you don't want to thrust too hard as it will cause immense pain for hours on the inside of your vagina - almost like you got kicked repeatedly. I've learned my lesson with that one.

Since it is glass, you can heat it up or cool it down to add to the "lovely" factor of this hand blown beauty. Pink is my favorite color, so I just had to try this out. Now, as you know.. I'm no fan of bumpy, ridgy things - so if you're the same way, then you might want to look elsewhere. The side with the bulbous bulges are a little more enjoyable then the side with the nubs. You can use either side, so it's almost like you have two sex toys in one!

This Pink Passion Wand is 8" long and 4 1/4" in circumference and has a diameter of 1 3/4". This beauty also comes with a storage bag, that is a purple velvet on the outside and a pink satin on the inside. You can clean her with hot soap and water to kill the bacteria, or use a sex toy cleaner - which isn't really necessary for glass.

I love glass products; they're very unique and beautiful. But, they're nothing like the real thing.

Blowjobs - It's Either a Love/Hate Situation

Recently, I have come across a lot of comments and posts mentioning blow jobs and how people hate giving them out.

I used to be YOU.

Only, I hadn't even tried it out, because in my mind, sticking something dirty and disgusting in my mouth was not ideal. I blame my ex for this, since he cheated repeatedly all while having an std.

Then one day, many many years later and after numerous dreams about blow jobs - I decided that it was time for me to open up and explore and let my mind sit at ease with what was about to happen.

So, I let my mouth and tongue wander in the nether regions. Twisting, turning, licking it up and down like a lollipop, rotating my head in the crazy 8 motion, using my hand to help speed up the process. After about 5 minutes, he let loose and I was happy to take it like a fucking champ and swallow, because after-all, this was my first time and I did it like I had been doing it for years.

He said, "wow baby, this was well worth the wait - you're an all natural."  (I watched a lot of blow job porn in my years, so I was bound to do something right)

I still had the fear coming into the relationship and I didn't start sucking the meat rod until after we were together for 2 and a half years. So yes, you're damn straight it was well worth the wait! He took my mouth virginity and I am completely happy with that.

As long as you show interest in pleasuring him and don't make sucking dick out to be like a chore, he will enjoy it that much more, because he knows you truly LOVE doing it. I mean it is nice to return the favor, since we all enjoy oral sex just as much, right? I know I do!

The only thing that really even bothers me is the taste, but I quickly get that out of the way by swallowing it all at once. I'd rather not sit there with it in my mouth so my taste buds can go whack-o, while I'm trying to finish the job. So be courteous, your man will be thrilled that you're willing to "take" some of him by swallowing.

If you can't get passed the taste, you can easily fix that by having your man drink a concoction mixture of Semenex from one of the greatest adult toys store, EdenFantasys. Not only will this make your man taste sweet, but it will make him excited that you're actually willing to try it out with him. When my boyfriend mixed the recommended dosage with water, he said it tasted like mango's. The second night, he said it tasted a little worse, but didn't exactly say like what. So, I'm not sure if it was just his taste buds or the product.

After a few days of him taking it like a good boy, I decided it was time to test it out, since it says you should wait 24-48 hours for it to take effect in the body.

I was shocked. It actually worked and tasted very sweet upon hitting the tongue! But, it seemed like the longer it sat there, it tended to not taste as great. But, that can be a quick fix. *Gulp*

Overall, Semenex is a product true to it's word, but it has a hefty price tag of $44.99 for only a 10 day supply. That could be worth it to some, but I'll be happy to do it regardless - especially since fruit is cheaper.

Do With Me as You Will!

I decided to try out the Romantic restraint kit, that Eden Fantasy's -- (which is a sex toy store, that carries lingerie, vibrators, sensual lotions and more) -- kindly sent me for free to review. I love being tied up, as well as tying my partner up while being teased and tortured at the same time. I was in a relationship with a Cop for several months and his favorite thing to do was be tied up and vice versa - blind folded and we'd take advantage of each other, I loved it as much as he did, we would use ordinary things to tease each other with, silk scarves, soft brush, or even ice cubes. At the time we used his metal cold handcuffs and a necktie for a blind fold, I didn't mind using them until I tried out this Romantic Restraint Kit, the Soft fur blind fold, the lightweight leather feeling hand cuffs and the soft silky feeling of the whip/tickler changed my mind for sure. The kits come in 3 different color options, and of course I wanted purple since it's my favorite color, but it was out of stock, so I got the black kit instead. They are extremely well made and easy to keep clean with a little mild soap or just water, and can be used for many years. I think that everyone should try this kit out at least once, since it's a fun way to try out some sort of light bdsm, without going too over board. You can use it in several different ways, since you can leave the hand cuffs attached or separate them to put your partner into different positions. You can also make them lay on their back or on their knees with their hands behind their back. The blind fold is great, it is soft and comfortable and it doesn't let any light through which makes it a great product.The small lightweight whip or tickler works well too, as it feels very sensual and arousing on your skin having it lightly ran up and down your body. And of course you can use it to spank your partner as well, depending on your willingness to experiment with your inhibitions. I personally love having different textured toys run over my arms and legs and back, it can make you feel many different sensations, you can always use items from home to spice it up even more, oils, foods , and toys  to personalize your experience.

                      

$32.99Romantic restraint kit BDSM kit by Sportsheets Material: Rubber / Leather Safety: Buy from EdenFantasys

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.