I Want to Suck Your Vagina - Vamp Dildo Review

When I seen this Vamp dildo on EdenFantasys, I couldn't help but think that it was created because of the fans for the retarded/emo Twilight series, since it has little specs of glitter in it.

But, let me tell you... that's not why I wanted to try this at all, as you can probably already tell. I wanted it because I wanted to fantasize that hot ass Eric from Trueblood would be doing me, not that puny hairless twit Edward.

The size is perfect and not too huge, like I thought it was going to be. The head is bulbous, so it feels a little weird fully taking it in and out, but it's nothing to deny this over. I did need to use lube with this to get it in, since even though it looks smooth, it was not smoothly wanting to go inside my vagina. And since it's made out of pure silicone, you'll need a water-based lubricant to use with this.

I did notice after washing the Vamp and patting it down to dry, it attracted lint like crazy. But, you should always wash your dildo before each use, to avoid this anyways for safer and more "fun" times. It's also compatible with a harness, but since my boyfriend won't let me near his asshole - not even to tease, we won't be trying this out. Not that I would want to anyways. He would probably enjoy it and then want to leave me for a man or Bruce Willis or Val Kilmer since he has a boner for both.

Since this is my first realistic dildo, I am pleased with it. The veins in it however aren't all that real, but that doesn't take away from my liking factor.

• Specifications

Design / Shape / Size  
Color: 
Ivory pearl 
Length: 
6 3/4" 
Insertable length: 
6 1/4" 
Circumference: 
5" 
Diameter: 
1 1/2" 
Harness compatibility: 
O-ring compatible 
Weight: 
10.5 oz