Weird, Random Thoughts During Sex

Have you ever had thoughts other than sex cross your mind DURING sex? There really shouldn't have been any reason for my mind wandering in dangerous territories during sexy time. Most of all, I shouldn't have been thinking about my grandma's boob cheese while my boyfriend was diddling my clit with his finger. All I kept thinking is, damn I hope I don't get that sauerkraut nightmare under my breasts when I'm 60. It took me a good half an hour just to get into the mood. I should have just called it a night, because after that it just went downhill and put my mood in more of a damper because my boyfriend got annoyed with me.

He kept telling me to say "I want you to lick my pussy, baby". Ugh at that point, I just started giggling and was like, I can't. Then I get called boring, and he asked why I can't do anything fun? Obviously I'm not very good at the sexy talk, so I just let him do it - because it's hot and I don't want to make a complete ass out of myself. I got pretty heated when he called me boring, especially when I know I'm not boring. At that point I should have said, "Hey baby, I want you to lick my boob cheese". I bet that would have pissed him off or grossed him out so much that he would have gotten off of me and I could have rolled over and went to sleep, but a girl has to take what a girl can get, especially when it's a rarity that a man initiates sex.