Vodka; It Solves All Your Problems

Went to a friends birthday party last night, so I'm a bit hungover today. Almost to the point where I don't even want to site here and type, because I feel like barfing all over the keyboard. But, you should be happy that I'm gracing you all with my presence. If only I wasn't the shit in just my mind. ;)

I just had to announce that Pinnacles new whipped cream vodka has an added flavor. Can you guess it? No, it's not strawberries!

drool,
... chocolate.

Someone tempted me to take a shot last night (mixing alcohols is never good) and so I did and oh my god, it was the best shit EVAR! It's my new go to vodka when I'm making mudslides and pinnacle better not fucking discontinue it or there will be hell to pay. When I say hell, I mean no money from my ass, since I'm a big wuss and bruise if even glare at me.

Don't look at me like that...

and pinnacle don't take away the fucking vodka!

Halloween 2010 - You Fuck Em, We Suck Em!

So, Halloween was a blast as expected. I was kind of late, since it took longer than normal to try and get prepped. My makeup however did not turn out how I wanted it to, so I ended up wiping most of it off and just looked pretty normal. Too normal for a vampire.

The fake eyelashes I purchased didn't work for my uncoordinated ass. I mean you seriously have to have small steady fingers in order to apply the glue and shit on the bitches. Too much work and I ended up having glue stuck to my eyelids all night. So when you wake up, it looks like there are giant black boogers attached to your eyes, because of your eyeliner on top, to help cover up the glue. Worst invention ever.

Also, don't purchase the cheaper version of the fangs that you see at the stores next to the Scarecrow brand. Worst pieces of plastic shit, and the putty does not work! Spend the extra 10 and get the realistic ones that actually do.

And I really wanted to get into the hot tub again, but my drunk ass ended up passing out when everyone decided to jump in. Fuckers!

Anyways, here's some pictures of the party! Click to Enlarge.

Thee End

Brandi Glanville: arrested for drunk driving!

Brandi Glanville, the scorned and slightly mad ex-wife of Eddie Cibrian, was busted for DUI untimely this morn in L.A., according to varied reports.

The sit has been really vituperative of Eddie's new woman LeAnn Rimes (their liaison broke up the union), expression she sucks at parenting and being.

Perhaps she should know looked in the mirror instead ...
 

Brandi Glanville was arrested at 12:05 a.m. today by the Beverly Hills PD after she was pulled over on Sunset Blvd. for an unbeknownst interchange immorality.

According to law enforcement sources, officers heard the sensation of potable and Glanville was presented a land sobriety run. Obviously, she failed that.

She was then arrested for distrust of DUI.

Brandi is currently in custody and state held on $5,000 recognisance. Wonderment if Eddie and LeAnn bail her out. Maybe she should dial someone else with her one enjoin.

Buzzfest

I just got back from my friends 33rd birthday party tonight and it was interesting to say the least. One of his good friends, decided she was going to start taking straight shots like it was going out of style and wanted everyone else to partake in it. But, not everyone was down, so I figured what the hell, I'll do a couple with you. So her and I are in the kitchen doing shots and talking amongst each other. Mostly her, since I'm more of a listener. She brought up the night her and her boyfriend were at my house and how her man was hitting on me and that he does that shit all the time with other people as well. He decided to propose to her a year ago.

When they were both over here, he would seriously wait til she left the room or passed out and tell me how I'm beautiful and how she was a dog to her face, compared to me. I don't know about you, but I sure as fuck wouldn't have said yes to that piece of shit. And I told her so.

When my boyfriend would go to the bathroom or something like that, he kept at it. It's like dude, you have a girlfriend - show some respect even though you're a drunk asshole.

Well tonight, she was there without him (Thankfully) and decided that she was going to hit on me. I'm not sure if it was because her boyfriend did it and she thought it would make her feel better, or if she was that fucked up. I dunno.

She was literally wanting to cuddle on the couch, holding my hand, caressing my boob and grabbing onto my waist and kept kissing me on the cheek. She was trying to go in for a real one, but I kept pulling away, because she was stupified drunk and I just wasn't comfortable with that. So I held on to her... just to make her feel better and she kept asking if she was beautiful enough and I said yes.

Poor girl has a shit-tastic boyfriend and just wants someone who truly cares.  

For that moment... I did.