Experience Exotic Sexual Art with Shunga Arousal Gel

Hey there.  The wife and I are always looking for new ways to expand our sexual horizons and our good friends at Babeland have allowed us to experience new and exciting products to stimulate our sex drive.  Our most recent sexual escapade included a small token out of the Shunga line of Exotic Art, the Shunga Arousal Gel.

Foreplay is a very important part of being close as a couple.  Don't get me wrong, the wife and I shack up and have a good fucking anytime and anywhere, but the lights are dim and the time is a plenty, we walk down that line of sexual exploration.  No matter how long you've been together, you can always find new ways and excite and arouse and the Shunga Arousal Gel did just that.  After placing a small dab of the gel onto my wife's pearl, I gently massaged it in for a good 5 minutes or so.  At first, she didn't feel any tingly sensations, as she does with many of the other gels and oils that we own.  Naturally, she was a little disappointed.  After going at it for awhile, she began to feel a 'feel good' burning sensation.  You know which one.

Night 2 was a lot better.  After rubbing it in for another 5 minutes, the hot burning on her pearl made her all wet inside and out.  The added stimulation definitely had her arching her back more than usual and that makes me a happy camper.  The sex was hot and the great thing is that the burning lingered well after we were done.  This is definitely the gel that keeps on pleasuring!

Night 3 was another night of experiments.  The instructions say that you may need to use it for 3 consecutive days for the full effect but the wife and I were already moving on and trying to find different uses for it.  I rubbed a little more on her pearl for another 5 minutes and that brought back the same burning sensations from the night before.  Being the adventurous types that we are, we decided to rub some of it on my head and see where it lead us.  As with the wife, I didn't feel much at first and figured that I might have to go through the same 3 day rule that my wife went through.  Fuck that, the wife decided to have a little more fun and decided to rub some gel generously into the boys.  That I felt instantly.  A burning sensation filled my loins and the moment they felt the heat, I felt it in my head.  What an awesome feeling it is!  With both of us at max sensation, our sex was on fire!

All in all, this is not a bad product to start off if you're new to sexual escapades.  It's a great starter to have if you're planning on building a collection or it's great as a gift for that bachelorette party.  Either way, this is a solid 3 out of 5 stars.  The fact that you may have to wait 3 days until you really start feeling it may turn off some of the more experienced couples but if you're taking it slow and steady, this is definitely for you.

Married couples are no longer confined to traditional love making rules.  It doesn't have to be boring.  It's doesn't have to be bland.  Every couple knows their limits but you won't know where those limits are unless you go out there and have some kinky fun.  There are many products out there for new adventurers and experienced adventurers and our friends at Babeland will have the right adventure for you.  Happy sexing!  Later!

Yooo Vibrator Review

I am a huge Disney fan, and when I noticed that the Yooo on Babeland looked very similar to Mickey Mouse ears, I just had to have one! Now, I'm not too familiar with magnetic charge toys by Fun Factory, but this Yooo toy was beyond frustrating for me. When I got it, I took it out of the box and wanted to get it charging so I could try it out when I had time. I put the toy on my side dresser by my bed and aligned the magnetic charger on the "Fun" emblem as it suggests. It started flashing as it was charging, but if anything slightly bumped it or it tipped over a bit, it would stop charging because it wouldn't be aligned right anymore.. It took me 3 days to figure this out, since it wouldn't turn on at all, when it should have. I almost wanted to throw this toy away, but since it has a hefty price tag, I figured I better stick it out.


So a few more days go by and I finally get a charge, but believe me it was still frustrating since the controls are really temperamental. Meaning they don't want to turn on when you press the on button repeatedly. I really shouldn't have to go through this much trouble to turn something on. Then when I finally got it on and working, there were only different speeds of vibrations, I did not notice any different pulsating patterns, like it's supposed to have or so I assumed by the description on Babeland. Even the highest vibration setting wasn't enough to turn me on and reach that climaxing point. I don't know if I got a dud or if the design is really this annoyingly bad. By the recent review on the website, I'm assuming it's just that bad. If I would have seen that review, I probably wouldn't have even bothered with this toy. I got so frustrated with the Yooo on my clit that I finally just threw it on the dresser and gave up on achieving an orgasm.


The Yooo is going in the garbage pile, since it's a big epic fail. I just hope they fix the design for their future products before they release them next time.

Lelo Flickering Touch Massage Candle

Lelo has surprised me with their other products, so I wanted to see how luxurious their Lelo Flickering Touch Massage Candle was. Babeland was kind enough to grant me this product for free in order for my honest review, so a big thank you to them!

The box was elegant, and the candle was even more so. The pomegranate/black pepper scent comes in a smooth circular glass jar, with a metal lid and a colored plastic loop attached to the top for easy grabbing. So not only can you proudly use this in the bedroom for those deep massages, but you can showcase it on a shelf somewhere out in your living room.

The contents inside are made from all soy wax and infused with vitamin E to nourish your skin when it's feeling dry during the fall and winter months, as well as moisturize -- which leaves a warm, subtle scent lingering afterwords.

The scent combination may seem a little strange on the product page, but trust me, the pomegranate and black pepper is amazing, and no it won't leave you sneezing from inhaling too much! Each candle burns for approximately 36 hours, leaving you and your lover plenty of time to explore the joys of sensual massage with Lelo's Flickering Touch Massage Candle. I have yet to use it for more than a few hours, so if you're like me, this candle will last you a while and is well worth the price paid! However, it can be a bit messy when pouring since the wax is going to drip down the side of the jar and then harden if you don't wipe it off. So, that's the only downfall to owning this massage candle. Hopefully, Lelo will adapt the pour spout into their massage candle for an even greater product.


Other than that, I loved it!

Babeland has many other great products to choose from, so be sure to check them out.

Have a Deep Sea Exploration With The Octopussy Dildo!

When I seen the Octopussy Dildo, sitting on the product screen, it literally peaked my interest and I had to add it to my wish list. Thankfully, Babeland granted it, because it's a beautiful, heavy duty, textured defined piece of Pyrex glass. This however was a toy that I wanted to see in person, because it was different, more different than anything I have seen in a sex toy, since it was perfectly created to mimic the shape of an octopus's tentacle. Totally love it! But that doesn't mean I'm into cephalopodiality. Yeah, I just made that up!

The Octopussy Dildo has 2 rows of smoothly textured numbs that run along the shaft for extra sensation for penetration. These nubs are not pointy nor jagged and are curved just right, so that you're not cringing in pain. Whether you want to rub the nubs across your mound for clitoral stimulation, or use the curved end for g-spot stimulation, the octopussy has you covered in all areas.
It has a handled loop for easy gripping, since glass can obviously be pretty slippery when lubed up. You can also store it in the freezer to get it nice and cold for those who like or want to experience something different, especially if you've never had a glass toy before. You can also stick it in a bowl of warm water to make it nice and warm and then when you're finished, you just boil it and wa-la -- it's clean!

It's beautiful to the eye, and what it does to the body is more amazing. If you haven't tried a glass toy yet, this should definitely be your first!

Thanks to Babeland for providing this to me for free in compensation for my honest opinion.

Fleshlight Vulva Review

I love surprising my man with new toys, even though he may hate it or feel awkward at first, deep down though, he's secretly enjoying it. I can totally tell, since his eyes are hooked on the box the whole time as he reaches in to pull out the surprise.

This time, I got him the Fleshlight Vulva from Babeland. Ever since I saw one of these and heard the rave reviews by men saying this is the best next thing to a vagina; I had to get one for him for those times of the month when I just don't feel like putting out, even though he already has his pocket pussy. Variety is the spice of life, baby.

The Fleshlight is made up of Phthalate-free Real-feel Superskin and the diameter of the entry way is 1/2" and stretches to 3-1/2 inches and the length will even work for those who are extra long in the pants, since this thing is HUGE! I didn't measure the exact length of the fleshlight, but it will work for just about everyone, trust me. The fleshlight is like a sleeve, which is contained in a hard silicone case in the shape of a flashlight, hence the name fleshlight. It comes with a cap, so that you can keep it hidden and to avoid dust particles sticking to your fleshy real feel superskin toy. It also has a cap at the end, which you can twist to get better suction, if you think it's too clingy to your cock, you can twist it the other way and it's like a reset button.


When my boyfriend used it, he said the cap at the end was a nice gesture in creating a more realistic feel. But, he was literally pounding this thing for a good 20 minutes and didn't even get close to his climaxing point. I will point out that he warmed it up under water as per the instructions mentioned and then used a little lube on the inside. It was warm and heavenly, only he said it didn't really feel like a vagina as much as he thought it would. 

Well it's not supposed to be comparative to a real vagina per say, because nothing will obviously beat the real thing. But, it's a lot better than using your same old, boring hand that you sometimes call different names in order to have some change during the week. Overall, he says he prefers the pocket pussy over this, since it came with a vibrating bullet and sent him over the top. He says the fleshlight is mediocre at best, but don't take his word for it; your penis may like what his penis doesn't.


PS: it's not as messy as one would think, all it takes is a little bit of soap and water to wash away the cum. Then you allow it to dry before enclosing the cap.

Thanks to Babeland for providing this to me for free in compensation for my honest opinion.

Best Lesbian Erotica 2011

I had a chance to get my hands on Best Lesbian Erotica 2011 from Babeland last month and I'm happy about my decision. The book has many short erotic stories from various types of people including but not limited to; butch, bulldykes, femmes, AG's, studs, lipstick lesbians and more. These 20 short stories take place inside, outside, in India, in the rural U.S., in cars, dance clubs, dungeons, and even a flowerbed. So, no matter what your taste, you'll find characters that will pique your interest through out the book. This is not a picture book either, so don't count on being visually stimulated, you'll have to get that from porn sites.

I don't want to give too much away from the short stories, but they're thrilling, exciting and will keep you wanting to read more and more, although a tad predictable in some. Regardless, it will leave you feeling wet and horny - which is why you're probably wanting to read it anyways, am I right? The parts that I enjoy are when the couples have unpredictable sex outside with passerby's. Nothing is more thrilling that almost getting caught having steamy, spontaneous sex.

Variety, imagination, and hot lesbian sex are the order of the day in this Best Lesbian Erotica 2011 Book! 

• Binding Style: Paperback
• Type: Erotica
• Number of Pages: 199
• Copyright: 2010

The Sqweel is Definately Under Rated!

When I seen this product on Babeland, I just had to try it since it was supposed to mimic or feel like "oral sex". Now, I'm a big fan of oral (receiving and giving) so I wanted to see how it compared.

It arrived in a tin case, which it can be stored in on its own without taking up too much space elsewhere.

The outer portion of this product is ABS hard plastic and the 10 rotating tongues are silicone, so when you turn this bad boy on after inserting three triple A batteries, you'll need to apply lots of lube to get a nice wet effect on the tongues.

I applied the sqweel to my clit gently and was thinking to myself, "damn, this is pretty good". It definitely feels like the flicking motion of your partners tongue, but that's about it. The sensation kept building up slowly but surely and I was having an orgasm within a few minutes on the lowest speed. I have a sensitive clit, so maybe that's why it worked for me and not for many others. It does have a medium speed and then a high speed, but high was way too much for me or I'd be having an orgasm in under a minute and I wanted to enjoy it some!

There are various ways you can play with the sqweel. For instance, your partner can control it and put it where ever he or she chooses; nipples, butt then slowly leading down to your vagina, rotating it every which way to give different sensations.

The sqweel is under-rated most definitely and its perfect for those times your partner complains of having a sore jaw or is too tired to bother with foreplay.

In order to clean the sqweel, you have to remove the rotating silicone tongues from the hard plastic case and wash it down with soap and water and make sure its dry before putting it back in and enclosing it. Don't want bacteria to grow in there the next time you go to use it. ;)

• Size: 4-1/2" x 4-1/4"
• Material: Silicone and ABS hard plastic
• Volume:
• Intensity:
• Batteries: Three AAA (not included)

P.S.    I will say this, it doesn't surpass real oral sex, but it does a decent job fulfilling that role. I much rather prefer my boyfriend's tongue and mouth over the sqweel, since he's fantastic at it, but who wouldn't prefer the real thing?

Foxy Bombshell Panties Review

The fabulous folks at Babeland sent me to these ever so soft silk panties.  They are adorable pink hipster bikini cut panties with black lace trim.  The black lace has this cute little strap tied in a bow on the back to allow for a slight fit adjustment.  The fabric is perfectly sewn to make your ass look fabulous! 

When I modeled these for Dingle Dick, he kept commenting on how soft they felt.  The panties didn't stay on for long after I did my little stripper twirl for him and he saw the little bum window in the back.  He cupped my ass with both hands and buried his face in the silk. 

These Foxy Bombshell Panties are the perfect striptease accessory but they are also comfortable enough to wear out and about.  Their makers, Booty Parlor recommends that the panties be separately hand washed in cold water and of course line dried.  Do not bleach the beautiful petal pink. 

I recommend that you order some for yourself or give your lover a hint about how these would make an excellent gift for you.  The Foxy Bombshell Panties come in their very own panty drawer box.  I think the box itself is cute enough that it doesn't even need wrapping paper.

Thank you, Babeland for my Foxy Bombshell Panties - gift!

Crash Pad Series Vol 4: Rope Burn Review - Girl Porn

Up until this past year I haven't been much of  a porn watching kind of gal.  After being given the opportunity to review the Crash Pad Series Vol 4: Rope Burn, I think I might have to buy the rest of the series.  The artistic camera angles make it almost seem like a documentary rather than voyeurism.  I would like to extend a HUGE THANK YOU to Babeland for sending me this super sexy video.   I would have never rented a porn like this on my own because I'm too much of a chicken/pussy.  Being given the chance to review the Crash Pad Series reminded me of why I love fucking women.  Damn my inner lesbian for knocking down my hetero door.

It doesn't matter whether you are into lesbians, femme/dykes, bois or not because I'm sure you will find this video very sexy.  Those specific sexual classes might enjoy it a bit more.  I won't spoil the scenes for you, not knowing what to expect the first time you see it can be so hot!

The idea (Voyeurism) of the Crash Pad series itself is a turn on for me.  The entire video is filled with clips of lesbian couples fucking the fuck out of each other with many different sex toys and in many different positions!  The premise of The Crash Pad Volume 4: Rope Burn is five couples each, who get a separate turn to 'crash' at the Crash Pad as they passionately fuck.  It starts with the camera being correctly positioned to view a bed.  Then a certain someone's profile (Fun mystery voyeur!) is shown angling the camera remotely on a computer.  The voyeur clicks and watches as these sexy lesbians lick each other's cum soaked dildo's.  Each scene is a different couple sharing their own very passionate fuck session.  Some of them really liked to have their nipple rings yanked and their tits punched.  I don't quite understand how that would feel good sexually, but that's just me. Each couple expresses so much affection for their partner, it was a big turn on.

They seem to really be trying to make their lover cum whether it be with fingers, mouth or dildo.  Oh their fucking moans from their fabulous orgasms made the silence even better.  In keeping with the voyeur theme there is no music or corny conversation going on at all.  The slippery wet sex scenes were so realistic that I wanted to be the one controlling those camera angles!  There was lots of playful bondage and giggling as if they were all real life lovers who want to have sex with each other on camera.

The Crash Pad Series Vol 4: Rope Burn is about two hours long.  It includes commentary from the performers and teasers for the other independent films in the Crash Pad Series.   If you are looking for a very well done queer porn then you should definitely check out Pink & White Production's Crash Pad Series Vol 4: Rope Burn.  Pants are literally torn off to get to the pussy in this film! Check it out!

Guest Review: D From Scandal in the Choir Loft!

So Jenn offered up the opportunity for some of us to share the wealth of sex toys and do some guest reviews for her and I jumped on board as quickly as I could!  

Babeland provided me with the Spring Vibe by Fun Factory to review. I was very excited about the smooth lined details of the toy and couldn’t wait to try it out. I was even more excited that this waterproof toy was not only splash proof for use in the shower, but submersion proof and great for use in the tub. When the Spring Vibe arrived in the plain brown box I dug in, I was surprised to find two packages inside. One contained the vibe, and another contained the magnetic charger that is universal for all of Fun Factory’s Click n’ Charge products.

I went to charge the toy only to realize that it was already fully charged. The product specs on Babeland, claim that the battery holds a charge for 90 minutes of use on the highest setting. After several uses, I have still not needed to re-charge the toy, so it seems to be true to its word. 

The toy’s length, along with the slightly bulbous end is great for hitting your g-spot. Only 5 ½ inches long, 4 inches for insertion, it isn’t good for deep penetration, but it is enough to hit all the right spots. It is 1 ¼ inches wide at the widest point.

The easy to use buttons for speed control are convenient. The vibe has + and – buttons to control the intensity of the continuous vibrations, and once the vibe reaches the highest level the + button switches the toy between three different interval patterns. The vibrations are very strong, and it is not incredibly loud as some toys are. Through a closed door you would not need to be worried.

I did try the toy in the tub too, and it is submersion proof. Because of the magnetic charger there are no openings in the toy for water to get inside. Don’t forget the silicone lube though, if you are going to use the toy in water.

The toy is great for use in the tub, as it isn’t often you find true waterproof sex toys, and while the vibrations may not be as powerful as some, they are certainly strong enough to get the job done.

I’m D, come see me over at Scandal in the Choir Loft!

Moregasm: Babeland's Guide to Mind-Blowing Sex

When I seen that Babeland had the Moregasm: Babeland's Guide to Mind-Blowing Sex book up for review, I just had to check it out. Rachael Venning and Claire Cavanah possess great humor and show it through their second book together. They provide tons of information regarding many different sexual topics that have all crossed our mind at one point or another. Although most of the information may be stuff you already know.

Not only that, but the book has in depth diagrams and pictures, as well as interpersonal commentary for their readers with Q&A's. I could totally picture this book being popular amongst the younger generation, since the book is bold and flashy in color and very hip. I just couldn't see my mom taking this to bed with her to read or while in bathroom when she's dropping kids off at the pool. Possibly my step-father, but that's a given with all men.

I did find that in one particular area, the answers were contradicting each other. Like, in the question where someone mentions that they don't like their scent, what can they do to make it better? Well to skip by the normal answer, they say it's okay to spray perfume or use a scented wipe before you do the dirty deed. Then, on the next page it gives some Do's and Don'ts and under the don'ts - it says not to use perfume on your vagina. Well duh, any smart person SHOULD know that, but they may find it misleading or contradictory. (Yes, I actually read most of the 272 page book)


Other than that minor mishap, this book gives little details in all different areas, pertaining to all lifestyles and sexual fortes. What I mean by little, is that it doesn't really go into too much detail about one particular topic. Some of them only get like 3 or 4 sentences at most.


The Moregasm: Babeland's Guide to Mind-Blowing Sex book may be great for the person who is afraid to let go of their sexual inhibitions or for someone who is inexperienced. But if you're already passed that, then look elsewhere - as this probably won't help you much.

**I received a product in order to provide a fair and accurate review. No form of monetary compensation was exchanged. All opinions expressed are strictly my own and were not influenced in any way**

Blueberry Buzz aka The Jackhammer!

I tried out the Waterproof Blueberry Buzz – which is a traditional vibrator.

It is a lot different than the ones I have used in the past, as it is a hard plastic for starters. It’s got blue curves that go from the tip all the way down to its shaft. The nice thing about the curves is that they are different thicknesses and lengths, so you can find a great one no matter what you like. The Blueberry Buzz has many different speeds that start out very soft and work their way up to a jackhammer.          

This great toy is also waterproof, so it can be used in bed or in the shower. I first tried it out in bed to see if it would work better being that it is very noisy and I didn’t want to make a scene. I had no problem having an orgasm using it.  I then tried it out in the shower, and my bathroom echo’s a lot being that there is no window in it. It's also kind of hard to hold on to when it’s vibrating anyways and then when you add water, you are asking for trouble.  I accidentally dropped it in the act of using it and it started sliding around the tub, jumping up and down and trying to knock me on my ass. I have to admit I was laughing so hard I almost fell twice. I had to brace my feet against the sides of the tub to grab it.

At this point I decided for my own safety I was going to call it good. Thankfully I tried it when the house was empty; it was so loud I’m sure people would have thought I was making a margarita in the bathroom. I didn’t get a chance to get off in the shower before dropping my Blueberry but I’m sure it is just as effective as long as you brace yourself or are in a seated position while using it.

I really think this is a great toy for the price, since it’s only $20 from Babeland. It takes just 2 AA batteries and has a very tight waterproof seal. I would caution you to make sure you aren’t going to have a lot of witnesses unless you’re into that sort of thing. The Blueberry Buzz makes a lot of noise in or out of the shower, but it is totally worth the embarrassment of waking your neighbors. 

Even if you think the Blueberry Buzz won't fit your lifestyle, Babeland has many other affordable sex toys that will.

**I received a product in order to provide a fair and accurate review. No form of monetary compensation was exchanged. All opinions expressed are strictly my own and were not influenced in any way**

It's Time For a Giveaway - Win the Bullet Bunny!

We didn't want to just enjoy all the great toys and other products we've received for ourselves, so we teamed up with Babeland to offer you a chance to win a great item, called the Bullet Bunny! It's so cute and pink, who could say no?


It contains all the fun of a rabbit vibe with all the power of one of Babeland's strongest bullets — this bunny is a winner! A smooth, body-friendly attachment slips over the RO-120mm Bullet Vibrator to form a clit-tickling dual-action toy; just remote the sleeve and use the vibe itself for a powerful vibration against your clit, or insert vaginally.

"It's waterproof, it's strong, and ready to hop into action at the touch of a finger!"

• Retail Price: $40.00
• Bullet size: 5" x 1-1/8"
• Sleeve size: 6" x 1" (5" insertable
• Bunny size: 4" x 1-1/4"
• Material: ABS hard plastic and IntraMed
• Volume: 2/5
• Intensity: 3/5
• Batteries: Two AAA (included)

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This giveaway is open to residents of the U.S. only and ends Aug 30th at 11:59 pm EST. The winner will be selected by random.org and announced Aug 31st. If we don't hear from the winner within 24 hours, we will pick a new one!

Babelicious Smells Delicious!

Normally I'm not one that needs to use lube when I'm having sex, since I'm like Niagra Falls. But, I decided to try out the Babelicious Lube in Dulce De Leche by Babeland, since sometimes it's needed for those times where you just can't get it going. I had never heard of this flavor of lube before, so I wanted to see if it was as yummy as it sounded.

It comes in a 2 oz. tube and is a water-based formula.

To me, it didn't really smell like caramel - but more like pancake syrup (Which btw, made me want to whip up a batch and start drizzling it on) and it definitely didn't taste like it either. It had more of a coffee flavor, which is kind of odd. The good thing about it though, is it's not a watery substance - so you don't have to worry about squeezing too much out or dripping it everywhere when you have it tipped upside down.

I did notice that when I used it, the smell lingered with me through out the day. So, if you're all about smelling like pancake syrup, then go for it. It might make your man/woman more hungry for you anyways! With some lubes, I get an irritated feeling or it will start to burn my vagina. With this Babelicious Lube, I didn't experience anything like that, and I'm ultra-sensitive in the nether regions.

So, overall - the Babelicious Lube in Dulce De Leche is wonderful, if you can get past the non-caramel smell and taste. You can also find other Sex Toys at Babeland, as they carry everything from vibrators, dildos to books and massage oil if lube doesn't excite you.

Babeland - Sex Toys for the Passionate

I've become the sex freak lately. So much that I have been googling through sex toy shops and looking at all the new and ravishing items that I would be thrilled to try. One of them happens to be Babeland - which carries everything from dildos, vibrators, massage oils, lubes, DVDs and more! I haven't exactly ordered through them yet, so I'm not sure how fast their shipping speeds are, but I'm sure like most sex toy shops, that their packaging is very discreet, so you won't have to worry about the unwanted eyes seeing what you've ordered.

One thing that caught my eye on Babeland is the Candy Vibes. Who could say no to 100 orgasms, Crotch - Guaranteed to blow, and Betterfingers? Even though it's a simple idea, it would totally be great for a bachelorette party or gag gift.

 They have tons of great items, even under $30, that won't break the bank. I'm going to go check them out now!