Thursday, February 3, 2011

The Lamest Sex Toy Commercial on Earth - Trojan Triphoria

Have you ever seen the commercial for that Trojan Triphoria product where the chick is opening up her wedding gifts and mysteriously gets 3 of these vibrating toys? OMG I want to stab them all with a rusty metal dildo. The overacting is ridiculous and who the fuck would want 3 of the exact same toy? I know I wouldn't, let alone one that is shown on a god damn infomercial - which btw, has to be crap! Then the guy at the end gets all excited because she informs them that they have 3 of the same toy that they've been wanting to try.

What normal, sane guy is going to be ecstatic about his girlfriend using a vibrator rather than his penis? Like seriously Trojan, you guys blow out the ass. Get a better marketing person, because your commercial sucks balls!

*EDITED* (added video for Boobies viewing pleasure)



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