Kim's wedding is big business for the Kardashians

Realize the call marriage. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries is set to marry on Saturday at the sumptuous feast is made for TV love, loyalty and product placement.

Reality TV Bomb's pro-basketball guy will marry the Canyon real estate coastal Tony Montecito near Santa Barbara, California, the exact location of the black tie ceremony was secret, but everything else in the extravagant - dress designers, cake makers, stationary, gift database Kardashian, brand perfume - get tips on horse racing is "til death do us part of the famous sites, entertainment spots and the Kardashian's own blog, and Twitter pages. bridesmaids it was still green.

However, "there are so many surprises!" Kim Kardashian broke half a celebration of the launch of the new Sears clothing line, Kardashian Kollection, a few days before the wedding. "I think it just be so much fun. I'm really looking forward to the wedding."

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I Love Me Some Kardashians & Shengo!

I'm a sucker for reality tv shows, I just can't get enough so when I'm too busy to watch them when they originally air, you best believe I DVR all that shit. I constantly get made fun of by the roommate and boyfriend, but they happily sit there and enjoy watching it with me. I even caught the roomy watching Jersey Shore, so eff you!

Yesterday I was catching up on Kourtney and Kim take New York. Now most of you may hate the Kardashians, but I think they're the most down to earth and humorous people on tv right now. They kind of remind me of me and my sisters relationship. We literally share everything, act goofy with each other and have their sense of humor. So in a way I can relate and that's why I like them so much. Plus Kim's booty is an added bonus; it's huge! I at one point thought she had an ass implant, but her sisters have the same curvaceous ass, just not as big.

This episode was all about Kim dating her ex-bodyguard Shengo Deane, and adapting feelings for him faster than she realized. Hell, I was having feelings for him too. I was sad he had to go back to Australia since his visa was expiring, so I hope they actually end up back together soon. (I just want to see more of his sexiness on tv) They make an adorable couple and that accent -- swoon.

Apparently he'll be having his own show soon, but I don't know how reliable that is. Best believe I'll be DVR'ing that shit and if it sucks, well ... I'll still watch it, just to see him take his shirt off.