11 Bad Types of Boobies!

Everyone loves boobies, and the saying goes "Once you seen one, you have to see them all". Or does that only pertain to attractive tits? Let's find out as we go through 11 different types of bad boobies!

First up is the Saggers. Sometimes it's nearly impossible to avoid sagging, especially as we get older and our skin becomes more elastic. But you can help prevent it by wearing a god damn push up bra. Is that then false advertising?

Next up is the pancakes, not to be confused with the saggers. This usually results when you lose a bunch of weight... Kind of like a fossil -- they're evidence that there was once cleavage where there are now sad, floppy, forgotten bags of nothingness.

Now you have the Bolt-ons

I wonder if her kids ask to play with her balls attached to her chest...

Then you have the lopsiders

This is what happens when you get a boob job in Mexico.

And then the Sausage Link or Poke an Eye Out nipples

You'd think a bra would hide everything, but not these nipple cutters. First time I seen sausage link nipples, I was scarred and prayed that I would never get them.

Then you get the wreck

No one likes a dented car, let alone a dented boobie.

and ones so big you call them manslaughter

Then you have the girls with no boobs at all, we call them the Justin Beiber's

And you have the guys, sorry men we can't leave you out either. Just say no to the Moobs.