Monday, May 9, 2011

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HP unveils biz laptops with pay-as-you-go 3G

Posted: 09 May 2011 12:40 PM PDT

Wireless DataPass

It's notebook-rollout day for HP. In addition to a new lineup of consumer-level lap-warmers, the world's biggest PC manufacturer has also released a trio of business-class models and inaugurated a pay-as-you-go 3G mobile broadband service.…

Feds raid home of teen fingered in DDoS on Gene Simmons

Posted: 09 May 2011 12:35 PM PDT

Attack followed tongue-lashing against file-sharers

Federal authorities have raided the home of a suburban Washington family after tracing a crippling attack on the website of Kiss frontman and anti-piracy crusader Gene Simmons to an internet connection there.…

Shhh! HP's cloud is called, er, Scalene

Posted: 09 May 2011 10:46 AM PDT

'Our cloud is like a wompus triangle'

Exclusive Hewlett-Packard's as-yet-unannounced cloud will likely be known as HP Scalene, according to a recent trademark filing and domain registration.…

CEOP to retain ops control under National Crime Agency

Posted: 09 May 2011 09:17 AM PDT

UK.gov says 'vital work' will continue, despite criticism

The government, in an effort to allay criticism about its decision to fold the Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre (CEOP) into a new National Crime Agency along with other bodies, confirmed today that the agency would retain operational control.…

OpenID warns of 'psychic paper' authentication attack

Posted: 09 May 2011 09:04 AM PDT

Baddies can modify cross-site personal data ... though no one has yet

OpenID has warned of bugs in its authentication technology that create a possible means for hackers to modify data sent between sites.…

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Entrants called for 80s-era games coding contest

Posted: 09 May 2011 07:18 AM PDT

Write your own Speccy/C64/Model B hit

Want to program like it's 1989 - or even earlier? Swindon's Museum of Computing is holding its first 80s-themed games coding contest this saturday.…

LinkedIn sets float price

Posted: 09 May 2011 06:55 AM PDT

Social networks for suits

Facebook for workers website LinkedIn has set the price for which its shares will initially be sold.…

Las Vegas EMC Confidential

Posted: 09 May 2011 06:29 AM PDT

Off the record, on the QT and very hush-hush

Comment Midnight in Las Vegas and the slots are humming all along the Strip. The girls' dresses are hitched higher than their voices, and through these mean casinos a grifter must go, on the hunt for all the EMC skinny that he knows is out there, before EMC World begins.…

Sony mulls hacker bounty offer

Posted: 09 May 2011 06:22 AM PDT

Cash for Anonymous heads on platters

Sony execs are mulling the possibility of offering bounties for any information that leads to the arrests of hackers who breached its network.…

TalkTalk serves up website blocking to users

Posted: 09 May 2011 06:21 AM PDT

First we stalk, then you walk the limited interwebs walk

TalkTalk just became the first major UK internet service provider to implement network-level anti-malware blockers on its service.…

MobileMe drove Steve Jobs to foul-mouthed fury

Posted: 09 May 2011 05:54 AM PDT

If Steve Jobs were an App he'd ban himself from the App Store

Apple fanbois were shocked to the core today at the news that not only does Steve Jobs swear but that the sainted one actually declared that a Mac product was a pile of steaming crap.…

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Computers taught to sing using autotuning talent show

Posted: 09 May 2011 05:51 AM PDT

Avoids need for 'fictionalised family tragedies'

Japanese boffins say they have developed a process whereby computers can be taught to sing so well that they are indistinguishable from talented human performers.…

ICO issues half-baked cookies guidance

Posted: 09 May 2011 05:19 AM PDT

Advice for websites - consumers, not yet

The Information Commissioner's Office has alerted UK public and private sector organisations that from 25 May 2011 they will need the consent of the users of their websites before setting a cookie or similar information-gathering technology on a site.…

IBM doubles up Storwize V7000

Posted: 09 May 2011 05:14 AM PDT

Cluster fluster

Big Blue has added 2-system clustering and 10GbitE to the Storwize V7000, meaning double the space, more scalability and faster host access.…

Motorola Xoom 10.1in Android 3.0 tablet

Posted: 09 May 2011 05:02 AM PDT

A slab of Honeycomb goodness

Review You will be aware that 2011 is supposed to be the year that Android tablets hit the big-time. In case you missed it, the explosion of new devices was supposed to happen at Easter. In the event, many launches have since been put back to later in the year, while other products have been launched but are plainly impossible to buy.…

Climate Change 'wise men' recommend more nukes, power cuts

Posted: 09 May 2011 04:50 AM PDT

Some things don't just add up

When we last met the Climate Change Committee – the statutory advisory body of "wise men" that makes global warming policy recommendations for the UK – they were urging politicians to make red meat an expensive luxury. If beef or lamb were as expensive as truffles are today, they suggested, we could save the planet from runaway global warming. This time, they're back to report on energy, with a particularly rosy set of numbers that doesn't quite add up.…

Big Blue tapes up big data

Posted: 09 May 2011 04:16 AM PDT

IBM's 4TB format

IBM is announcing a raft of tape-related products, including a new tape format and better robotics for its high-end tape library. It is positioning tape as an integrated archival tier of data storage.…

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HTC Facebook branded, buttoned phones appear online

Posted: 09 May 2011 04:12 AM PDT

Amazon spills dancing beans

HTC will have two Facebook-branded phones out next month, according to Amazon.co.uk, which has now posted pages for the handsets.…

Twitterer 'outs' alleged superinjunction celebs

Posted: 09 May 2011 04:11 AM PDT

OMG!

Several celebrities have already come forward to deny claims by a user on Twitter over the weekend that they are the individuals behind "super injunctions.…

Dell fashions (more of) its own network switches

Posted: 09 May 2011 04:00 AM PDT

With a little help from Brocade and Aruba

With Cisco Systems having alienated its server partners by coming onto their own turf, the server makers have very little choice but to retaliate and build up their own networking businesses. And consider that it is they, and not Cisco, that control the data center accounts, it is with a certain amount of glee that Hewlett-Packard, IBM, and Dell have ramped up their own networking product lines. Those high margins in the networking racket don't hurt any, either.…

Microsoft coughs to wobbly Office Live problems

Posted: 09 May 2011 03:45 AM PDT

Week-long account access frustration for some small biz customers

Microsoft has admitted that its soon-to-be retired Office Live product has been struggling to serve up accounts and websites for its small business customers for the best part of a week.…

Bletchley Park opens U-110 Enigma exhibit

Posted: 09 May 2011 03:30 AM PDT

Today marks 70th anniversary of code-cruncher-carrying U-boat's capture

An exhibit commemorating the 70th anniversary of the capture of an Enigma machine and codebooks from a German wartime submarine has opened in Bletchley Park.…

HP shows off laptop revamp

Posted: 09 May 2011 03:22 AM PDT

Notebooks and netbook

HP has rolled out its Spring 2011 Consumer PC collection in the States. The key machines: a revamped Mini 210 netbook and new Pavilion dv4 and Envy 14 notebooks.…

Queen to get an iPad (the Queen, not a queen)

Posted: 09 May 2011 03:12 AM PDT

Has a liking for things with shiny tops

The Queen is to join the nation's fangirl slab-fondlers, according to reports.…

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Huawei celebrates UK win with Everything Everywhere

Posted: 09 May 2011 03:11 AM PDT

Today: a 2G refurb. Tomorrow: the world

Chinese kit supplier Huawei has scored a win with EE, signing a deal to upgrade the operator's 2G infrastructure and hoping to be in prime position when it comes to 4G too.…

Nude gardener's arse hauled into court

Posted: 09 May 2011 02:33 AM PDT

'Distressed' neighbours protest 'indecent' horticulture

A 62-year-old Gloucestershire naturist with a penchant for pruning in the buff was cuffed for indecent exposure and now faces three charges of outraging public decency.…

Apple ousts Google in brand value

Posted: 09 May 2011 02:21 AM PDT

Perception versus reality

Apple is a more valuable brand than Google, according to rankings from marketeers.…

Pippa Middleton in $5m grumble flick offer

Posted: 09 May 2011 02:12 AM PDT

Smut fame beckons princess's sis

Kate Middleton's sis Pippa has been offered a juicy $5m to get her kit off for "just one explicit scene" in a porn movie.…

The object of Dell's exercise

Posted: 09 May 2011 02:10 AM PDT

Adds file access to object box

Dell has added file access to its DX6000 object storage platform.…

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Shoden Data CEO dies suddenly

Posted: 09 May 2011 02:09 AM PDT

John Taffinder was veteran of HDS, 3PAR

Obituary Shoden Systems UK has lost its CEO: John Taffinder passed away at home on Monday, 25 April. He was a terrific guy and will be sorely missed.…

Choosing a desktop OS

Posted: 09 May 2011 01:15 AM PDT

How do you do it correctly?

Webcast There are few topics in the IT industry that are more divisive than the option of putting anything other than Windows on the corporate desktop.…

Ten... fantasy gadgets you wish you owned

Posted: 09 May 2011 12:00 AM PDT

Look to the future

Fictional Product Round-up Tomorrow is always round the corner in the world of tech, and gadgets that started life in the imaginations of mad folk are starting to become a possibility.…

Communication aid sends CU team to New York

Posted: 08 May 2011 10:00 PM PDT

'Brain Speller' wins Imagine Cup in Oz

A combination of hardware and software designed to allow the severely disabled to communicate through computers has taken out the Australian Imagine Cup.…

Dell sharpens four-socket Opteron blade

Posted: 08 May 2011 09:00 PM PDT

More cores, less bucks

It has been more than a year since Advanced Micro Devices got its "Magny-Cours" Opteron 6100 processors to market, and server makers are still rolling out new form factors of machines that make use of the twelve-core x64 chips. It's Dell's turn, with a hefty four-socket blade that packs the kind of memory expansion hypervisors expect on the machines that they assume control over.…

Intel's Tri-Gate gamble: It's now or never

Posted: 08 May 2011 08:00 PM PDT

Deep dive into Chipzilla's last chance at the low end

Analysis There are two reasons why Intel is switching to a new process architecture: it can, and it must.…

Chinese iPad 2 fanboiz in frenzied fight

Posted: 08 May 2011 04:25 PM PDT

Scalpers turn shiny toy shortage into i-Riot

A favourite Apple strategy for creating fake media buzz around its products has backfired, with four people reportedly injured in a fight over iPad 2s at a Beijing Apple store.…

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Sony’s sorry saga snowballs

Posted: 08 May 2011 04:24 PM PDT

PSN back This week Next week sometime

A week after a humiliating public apology for the insecurity of its PlayStation Network and Qriocity service, Sony has been forced to delay the restart of its online games services.…

Taxpayers were beta testers for ATO IT project

Posted: 08 May 2011 04:23 PM PDT

Report tells government 'avoid single-vendor big bang projects'

A report by Australia's Inspector-general of Taxation (IGT) has found that the Australian Tax Office extended testing into production for an IT systems upgrade which went live last year.…

The Great Reg Cloud Survey

Posted: 08 May 2011 04:00 PM PDT

Cloud and Proud?

Reader Poll With all of the noise generated around Cloud, we thought it was time for a reality check with one of the world's largest communities of IT professionals - that's you, by the way.…

TomTom Oz to repeat Netherlands data sale

Posted: 08 May 2011 02:52 PM PDT

'Sorry' in Dutch means 'do it' in English

Hard on the heels of its apology for flogging customer data to police in The Netherlands, satnav maker Tom Tom is set for a repeat performance in Australia.…

AAPT boss gets gov gig

Posted: 08 May 2011 02:51 PM PDT

Set to head Infrastructure NSW

Paul Broad, the outspoken CEO of Australian telecoms company AAPT, is said to be leaving the industry to take on the top job at Infrastructure NSW.…

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