Penis, It Does a Body Good

Since I decided against the blow up doll for my friend for his belated birthday gift, I chose to go with a few boxes of X-Rated fortune cookies on EdenFantasys, only not tell them they're x-rated and let them figure it out on their own once they crack open that hard, sweet cookie.

I decided I would open at least one of them to see how risque they were and my fortune told me "I can read your mind and you should be ashamed of yourself". Slightly humorous, but no where near the raunchiness I sought. I wanted to open more, but only 6 come in a box, so that's really out of the question. I don't want to bring lame cookies with weak fortunes on them, I just hope they're better than the one I received and not repetitive.

I also bought glow in the dark penis straws, because well everyone likes penis, so why not suck on them all night? I thought it would be cool, because we're always using straws for our mixed drinks and for our friends birthday, the host of the party bought a cake and decorated a massive pink cock on it. So as you can see, penis is appreciated here.

Maybe I should buy that 6' foot penis for my boyfriends birthday in September. He'd be so embarrassed, but serves him right for embarrassing me all those times!