Thursday, May 5, 2011

I'm Back and With Another Edition of Surprise Sex!

Surprise!! The Bitching Babe is back!!!  OMG it has been forever and a day since I wrote anything!!! I've been busy pretending to be a grown up.  It sucks having to get up early and work and pay bills and be responsible!  I do not recommend it!

My fella and I haven't had a lot of alone time lately, but we sneak a quickie in whenever we can.  The past few months that meant we had to plan when we wanted to have sex plus have the energy for it.  Sex is always pretty good with him but when it becomes part of a plan it becomes a bit boring.  Last weekend I was ready and he wasn't so I decided to start getting him ready!  We're in the same house, but I sent him a few naked pics on his phone.  He replied asking me to meet him in the downstairs living room.  When I walked in the room he was pant less with a boner!  I stripped my clothes off and rode him all the way to town!  It was quick but amazing!!  I kinda forgot how bad rug burns on the ass hurt.  They were well worth it.

The spontaneous-ness of the sexcapade kept us in such a good mood that we decided to plan another romp in the hay.  We ended up skipping the planned sex cuz we were both too tired at the end of the day.  This really pissed me off and I told him we're not planning it anymore.   I'd rather have tired sex than no sex, sheesh!  As I bitched about this the next morning to him, I remind him to be sure and let me know when he's in the mood next so we can fuck again before the end of this century.  I was as snotty and snarky as I could possibly be.  You know what he does next?  He grabs me and kisses me then throws me down on the bed pressing his entire body against me.  He's so lean and strong I love that I can wrap my arms and legs all the way around his body.  While kissing me passionately he takes his own pants off with one hand and just shoves my panties to the side with the other.  He thrusts his cock inside of me and I swear I heard some sort of theatrical song start.  The opera lady was singing with me when I had one of the best orgasms of my life!  It was better than amazing! It lasted a lot longer than usual too. We were having so much fun fucking each other that we were really late for work.

Since then we've been sneaking up on each other once in a while with surprise attacks.  I never thought of doing dishes as sexy until he came up behind me and started kissing my neck.  He said I was lookin so good in my sweats and washing gloves that it gave him a hard on.  When I turned around he was naked again.  After his naked ass locks the front door he leads me into the bedroom with the gloves on!  I had to take them off despite his dumb requests to leave them on. Dork.  I don't like to wear socks while we have sex I'm certainly not going to wear dishwasher gloves.  I had to giggle to myself cuz it was so quick the oven hadn't even finished preheating! lol

So now its my turn to surprise him.  I'm usually pretty good about coming up with ideas but his bed throw down and dishwasher ambush might be tough to beat.  I liked his random naked moments and I can definitely do that too.  I'm thinking I take it one step further.  Since the naked text I sent got him going as much as it did...why not try a web cam! I could easily send him a link from our bedroom but disguise the background a bit.  I need more ideas though...are there any perverts out there with better ideas?  Tell me, how would you surprise the love of your life with a sex attack?

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