Wednesday, March 9, 2011

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VMware lets Apple fondleslabs tickle Windows VDI

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 12:05 PM PST

You know you want it

Hot on the heels of a new 4.6 release of its View virtual desktop infrastructure (VDI), launched last week, VMware is allowing a new client to reach back across the internet or internal corporate networks to use server-based Windows desktops: Apple's iPad and impending iPad 2 fondleslabs.…

Microsoft to Apple: 'Oh, yeah? Well, your font is too small'

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 11:29 AM PST

Size matters in trademark smackdown

Microsoft has filed another legal salvo at Apple in the ongoing dust-up over whether the term "App Store" is worthy of being trademarked.…

Gmail auto sorts bulk mail, notifications, forum messages

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 11:26 AM PST

Google claims high IQ for robot labelers

Google has introduced a new Gmail tool designed to automatically identify and sort certain types of messages, including "bulk" mail, group mailing list "forum" messages, and notifications such as online account statements and receipts.…

Google juices VP8 open source video codec

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 10:14 AM PST

Swimming poultry breed does faster encodes

Google has released a new SDK for its open source and royalty-free VP8 video codec, promising faster encoding and improved video quality.…

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Discovery glides into history

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 09:12 AM PST

Veteran shuttle lands at end of final mission

Space shuttle Discovery ended its 39-mission career this afternoon at 16:57 GMT, when it landed at Kennedy Space Center.…

Republicans believe in 'climate change' but not 'global warming'

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 09:09 AM PST

Democrats believe in it no matter what it's called

The likelihood of an average American agreeing that world temperatures are rising is strongly affected by the name used for the phenomenon. Americans believe strongly in "climate change", but acceptance that "global warming" is taking place is much less common.…

Internet Explorer 9 pulls on best pants for 14 March release

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 09:07 AM PST

'We want to make the interwebs a more beautiful place', say two grey MS men

Microsoft is to release its forthcoming browser Internet Explorer 9 on 14 March.…

The public cloud ... why bother?

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 08:32 AM PST

Money isn't everything

Given the amount of noise around cloud computing at the moment, the signal can be difficult to discern. One question that tends to be forgotten in the debate is – why should you bother? Is it just about the money, as some pundits would have you believe? Given that the public cloud is not going to be right for everything, when does it make sense?…

Angry Birds flies to Facebook

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 08:13 AM PST

Social nestworking

Rovio's Angry Birds is officially in-flight toward Facebook, with a version planned to hit the social network site this May.…

Tree-keen Toyota plans major e-car roll outs

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 08:08 AM PST

Sylvan dream machine

Toyota is banking on a big jump in the price of oil: it said today that it plans to launch rather a lot of new e-cars by 2015.…

DDoS botnet attacks gold miners and wine makers

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 08:06 AM PST

Malware with posh taste

Security researchers have discovered a strain of DDoS botnet agent that launches an attack against large corporate investment groups and mining-related interests.…

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Fusion-io files for IPO

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 08:02 AM PST

Cashing in on the flash boom

Privately-owned solid state storage vendor Fusion-io has filed for an initial public offering (IPO), hoping to cash in on the booming flash market.…

Honey I shrunk the chip ... now what?

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 08:00 AM PST

Lumpy atoms

Bigger is better in pastries, paychecks and bank accounts, but not in electronics. A recent story in HPCwire caught my interest and got me thinking about what the end of the shrink road might portend – and the potential alternatives.…

Police expert caught with abuse images

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 07:50 AM PST

Techie gets 14 months

A technology expert given special clearance to examine police computers has been caught with child sex abuse images.…

How do you quantify service performance

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 07:45 AM PST

...and how does the customer pay for it?

Datacentre Service availability and performance are key to running businesses efficiently, given today's massive reliance on computing systems. How do you determine how a system should perform, and how do you measure that performance?…

Canonical pares Ubuntu down to 2 editions

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 07:19 AM PST

Simplify, simplify

Canonical, the commercial entity behind the Ubuntu distribution of Debian Linux, is going to make it easier for people to consume its operating system.…

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Cute download Firefox, 'treat a cub' vid downed by IE glitch

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 06:56 AM PST

Red hot panda action, live!

Mozilla is trying to encourage more people to download the final beta of its soon-to-be-released Firefox 4 browser by streaming various web cams capturing red panda cubs in captivity at Knoxville Zoo in Tennessee.…

HP to put a WebOS in every PC

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 06:54 AM PST

Platform shootout extends to the desktop

HP is planning to put WebOS onto every PC it sells in 2012 in an attempt to attract developers to the platform, not to mention selling HP as a provider of cloud services.…

Look before you leap into desktop virtualisation

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 06:53 AM PST

Mapping the road ahead

DV Desktop virtualisation is today's hot topic in IT circles but as with every innovation, rushing headlong into it without proper planning could land you in trouble. How can you go from zero to 60 in measured, sensible steps and avoid a car crash along the way?…

<strong>[NSFW]</strong> Boffin demos melon-matching tech

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 06:38 AM PST

App snaps apple, will locate orchard

NSFW-ish With a firm grip on facial recognition tech already, Japanese boffins have turned their attention to food and developed a tool to identify fruit and veg.…

Pr0n stars to demo against .xxx

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 05:46 AM PST

What do we want? When do we want it...

Porn stars are set to rally against the proposed .xxx top-level domain name outside the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) public meeting in San Francisco next week.…

Man jailed after cops uncover 'crack in bum'

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 05:30 AM PST

Halfway to a speedball

A sharp-eyed Reg reader has alerted us to the hardline policing approach taken by coppers investigating drugs crime in North London, as exposed by the Islington Gazette.…

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Murdoch's music dot.com pockets $77m

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 05:26 AM PST

Has Beyond Oblivion a hope?

"Beyond paid downloads, beyond subscriptions, beyond piracy, and Beyond Oblivion is Music Liberation." In true 1999-era dot.com style, that's how Adam Kidron's music startup signs off its corporate communications.…

Dentist cuffed for using lost credit card to pay for pizza

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 05:24 AM PST

Millionaire miser cuffed

A millionaire has been busted after apparently buying pizza with credit card he found on the street.…

Gwyneth Paltrow rouses Discovery crew

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 04:50 AM PST

Singing thesp heralds last hours in space

The crew of space shuttle Discovery was roused this morning by Gwyneth Paltrow's Coming Home, a choice wake-up ditty selected by the space station flight controllers in Mission Control.…

Anti-religious campaigners smack down census Jedis

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 04:50 AM PST

'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'

First signs that the purity of census results may be swayed by internet campaigning emerged this week, as the Twittersphere declared itself opposed to Jediism. Elsewhere, Jewish organisations were urging people to put themselves down as Jewish, in order to increase pressure for more Jewish faith schools.…

ASA rules BT Wi-Fi service works with invisible routers

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 04:11 AM PST

OpenZone does work - it's just a bit shy

The Advertising Standards Authority has ruled that BT's Wi-Fi network does extend into open spaces, even if the router isn't visible in the adverts.…

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Virtualising and customising desktops

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 04:00 AM PST

All needs not equal

Webcast Although we've been talking about desktop virtualisation for years, uptake remains modest.…

Apple MacBook Pro 13in

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 04:00 AM PST

Shiny, silver Sandy Bridge system

Review Love or loathe Apple, you can't deny it makes gorgeous-looking computers. Are there cheaper machines? Sure. Better spec'd? Maybe not, now that the new MacBook Pros are here, complete with Intel's very latest mobile processors and an interconnect tech no one else has yet.…

Government needs to bring IT skills in-house

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 03:35 AM PST

Easier to identify a problem than achieve change, according to committee...

A parliamentary committee heard yesterday that government relies too much on outsourcing and needs better in-house IT skills.…

Tesco heralds 2011 as YEAR OF ANDROID

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 03:27 AM PST

Grocery customers favour 'droid over iPhone

Tesco is now selling more Android smartphones than iPhones.…

iPhone lead in ad revenue generation slipping away

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 03:17 AM PST

Europe's Androids turn on to advertising

Android users are seeing almost as many adverts as iPhone users, in Europe at least, and that is despite Apple customers seeing more than a billion adverts in January from independent ad network InMobi alone.…

Croatian brainboxes deploy calculus-based CAPTCHA

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 03:06 AM PST

Head-scratching puzzler

Boffins at Croatia's Ruđer Bošković Institute are confronting surfers with difficult maths problems as an alternative to conventional CAPTCHA conundrums.…

Building Windows 7 skills - will we need another 10 years?

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 02:54 AM PST

The training challenge

Ten years of Windows XP means that the whole world knows how to use it, from administrators to users. How much training does it take to migrate to Windows 7?…

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Samsung teases with trim tablet snap

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 02:51 AM PST

Camera never lies, right?

Samsung has posted a teaser shot for its upcoming 8.9in Galaxy Tab, which for some reason interweb pundits believe proves the tablet will be a skinny affair.…

Mole points to April iOS 5.0 outing

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 02:33 AM PST

MobileMe too

Apple may have announced the release of iOS 4.3 will take place this coming Friday, 11 March, but within weeks it will show off iOS 5.0, it has been claimed.…

Irish distie grabs Advent

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 02:28 AM PST

Office Supplies R Us

Irish distributor DCC has bought Advent Data Limited – the Leeds-based office consumables supplier.…

EMC blows benchmark away - again

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 02:17 AM PST

NFS before, CIFS now

EMC has blown another file-serving benchmark away with a result more than four times faster than the previous best.…

VMware buys WaveMaker to float casual developers' boats

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 02:16 AM PST

I caught my first tube today... Sir

VMware has bought open-source web apps outfit WaveMaker for an undisclosed sum.…

Org charts on steroids

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 02:10 AM PST

Who's the boss of you?

Workshop Quick, grab the org chart. Today's org chart can show much more than just who looks after the paperclips; it can also indicate departmental structure, vacancies, reporting lines, accountabilities, even job performance.…

Anobit shipping flash stash

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 02:01 AM PST

From Hynix to Apple with love

Secretive Israeli flash controller start-up Anobit is now shipping its controller with 2-bit (we think) Hynix NAND to "a world-leading provider of mobile computing devices". Well (hint, hint), Hynix supplies Apple, iPad two is shipping ... nuff said.…

Google guilty of copyright wrong

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 01:28 AM PST

Big fine to pay in France

A French court has found Google guilty of copyright infringement and ordered it to pay half a million euros compensation to rights holders.…

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Bury council considers mass outsourcing

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 12:30 AM PST

'Increased role for the voluntary sector' too ...

Bury council is considering a transformation programme that would involve transferring the delivery of most services to private or third sector organisations.…

Govt working on 'browser-based' solution for new cookie law

Posted: 09 Mar 2011 12:00 AM PST

Cookies settings may be 'enhanced', says spokesman

The government is working with browser manufacturers to create new settings that will help businesses comply with a controversial new EU law on cookies that is due to come into force in May.…

Q2 motion-controlled internet radio

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 11:00 PM PST

It's only rock and roll...

Review The Q2 is the simplest Internet radio you're likely to find. It's good looking too, with its tidy cube shape, rubberised casing and five colour options: white, black, lime and a couple of flowery pink and blue versions.…

Facebook lets users report friends who post suicidal content

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 10:00 PM PST

Sign of the times

Facebook has introduced a service that allows users to report friends who have posted suicidal content on their account pages.…

Google to kill Gizmo5 VoIP on April 3

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 09:07 PM PST

Pure VoIP Google Voice under test

Google will shut down the standalone Gizmo5 VoIP service on April 3, 16 months after acquiring Gizmo5 and rolling the startup's engineers into its Google Voice team.…

Microsoft's pledges mobile open source love

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 04:11 PM PST

Android and Apple stores failing compliance?

Microsoft is clarifying which open source apps are allowed in the Windows Phone Marketplace just as a survey reckons that a number of iPhone and Android open source apps are breaking those platforms' licensing rules.…

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Anonymous probed for hack threat against WikiLeaker captors

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 03:09 PM PST

'Operation Bradical' to avenge Manning treatment

The Pentagon has asked for an investigation into threats made by the Anonymous hacking collective against officials at Quantico, the Marine brig that is holding accused WikiLeaker Pfc. Bradley Manning.…

AMD claims 'fastest graphics card in the world'

Posted: 08 Mar 2011 02:23 PM PST

Two Cayman GPUs, no waiting

AMD has unveiled a dual-GPU, easily overclockable, 3D-capable, DirectX 11–supporting consumer graphics card that it claims is "the fastest graphics card in the world".…

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