When I was browsing the internet, I stumbled upon some Kiss Kondoms. Yes, motherfucking KISS condoms!Now, I used to watch Gene Simmons Family Jewels, because his family is hilarious and laid back -- which is an instant attraction for me. They're just downright awesome and in many of his episodes he was always looking for new and upcoming things to put his Gene Simmons name on. So, really these Kiss Kondoms are no shock or surprise to me really. He loves money; who doesn't?
But, would anyone really use these? I'd feel weird about putting a condom on my boyfriend with Gene Simmons Face and tongue on it. Plus, I'd be worried that he'd get some weird std from these, since Gene was a big slut in his day, sleeping with thousands of women (according to him). We all know that just having his face on these would give you an std, I mean how could it not? =P
AND they come at a hefty price, like $7.99 for only 3. Fuck you Gene Simmons, I will not buy these contraptions until you lower the price for the quanitity!
My mom is a huge KISS fan, so maybe I'll get some for her one day. The look on her face as she opened the package would be priceless. But, I doubt she would use them either, as I'm sure she doesn't have sex anymore. Or, I would like to assume.
*block mental images from mind*
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