All I can sit here and think is that this prepubescent boy found out that his girlfriend had body hair and decided to google it for images so he could compare. If you haven't noticed, hair is completely normal, however growing hair on your tits is not.
Now don't get me wrong, girls do have a few annoying hairs around their areolas ( if they say they don't they're most likely lying ). It has to do with the androgen levels in ones body, and yes females have testosterone too. All you have to do is just pluck, shave, wax the silly bastards and they'll be gone for at least a little while.
Just make sure you get it taken care of before they grow out long enough to braid, you don't want your boyfriend to suckle on them and be frightened and scarred for life because he never found out about nipple hair. Enlighten him slowly, they're delicate creatures. Or maybe you'll come across a real freak in the sheets who enjoys twirling the hair around with their tongue, leaving it in a neat bow configuration as he's done suckling upon your fuzzy bosoms.
In all seriousness, body hair is natural and we can either choose to get rid of it, tame it or become a full on hippy. You don't want to be a hippy though; they stink like hot garbage.
That's all for this edition of; What Brings You Here?
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