Open Marriages are For the Mentally Challenged

Today I had to delete a few people who I had been following, only because they're starting to annoy the fucking piss out of me.

One person just constantly whines about how her life sucks so much and that her marriage is failing. Well of course it's failing you dumb broad, you're out fucking other guys because you claim that you have an "Open" agreement with your husband.

Why the fuck do you stupid ass people get married if you want to be with other people? The stability? Living in a family-like facade so you actually look sane and normal to your peers, family, friends? I feel fucking horrible for the kids who are going to be affected by this because their parents are too fucking stupid and slutty for their own good. You're also adding to the failed statistic category and giving marriage a bad name, AND pretty much degrading the whole process and for what? I don't quite understand the thoughts that dumb-fucks come up with for this outlandish shit.

I had a friend, emphasis on HAD, whom was in an open marriage. I didn't believe in it and I TOLD HER I didn't believe in it. She claimed that her husband and her were getting a divorce. She was still staying at home living off of his income with their 2 kids. She was always online trying to find partners, boyfriends and what have you, craving and seeking attention. Finally came across someone who looking for the same thing and didn't seem to mind that she was married at first. The boyfriend eventually moved in, slept in the same bed, yadda yadda.

How do you explain to your kids that mommy has a boyfriend and a husband. To me that is just insane and tells your kids that its alright to be with multiple partners while in a union with the person you're married to. It's shameful and quite sad that people treat a marriage certificate compartively to a sticker you get out of a cracker jack box.

Anyways, her boyfriend was tired of sharing her, as she never really planned on getting a divorce. Shit who would want to give up their stability while they can have their cake and eat it too? Since this was her whole thought process in her inapt mind, she lent her car to another friend of ours - to come fuck my boyfriend at the time. So all in all, she was a shitty wife, shitty girlfriend, shitty mom and shitty friend. Who would want to associate with that type of person? Not I, of course.

All you slut-bags who share this same stupid mentality should probably start investing in a shrink, since you're going to be consumed with never ending issues inside your fucked up world.