Tomorrow's the big day. And what I mean by big day is - the day that I officially become old. When you start to question your life and how fast it's approaching it's end of days. Okay, so maybe I'm over exaggerating a bit. I'm only 28, but not officially until 8:41pm on the 11th. I plan on drinking myself into a coma this weekend and I'm going to kick start that tomorrow with my family and hopefully enjoy some wine, cheese, Hors d'œuvre's and dessert, all while attempting to make fools out of ourselves playing cranium. I was really wanting to break out the Adult version of loaded questions for the big day, but that doesn't quite go well if you're playing with family. Hey mom " where's the kinkiest place you've had sex?" That's just not something I want to know. In fact, I must pour bleach in my eyes right now.
For Saturday, I'm going to be walking around downtown Portland enjoying the scene of old antique buildings, pubs and of course you can't forget the bums that are sitting on the corner sucking each other off. I seen that once, and yea it surely made me want to return. Why pay for porn when you can see it for free right in town? My boyfriend decided to surprise me with that night on the town, as well as a 4 star hotel room. But, I envision the rooms not lasting long at all 5, since it's only a day away now. Plus, for the past 2 weeks the Rose Parade has been going on, which is an annual event here in the good ol' city of roses. Let's just say I may be shit out of luck, since my boyfriend is indecisive, especially when it comes to spending big chunks of money. If I have to stay at the cockroach motel, someones getting their balls put in a vice grip with barbed wire.
oh yea, I'm that crazy.
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