Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Do da Hump! Da Humpty Hump!



PLACES TO HUMP ON HUMP DAY!!
 
 

  • On a porch swing.
  • Inside an unknown rocky cave or limestone cave.
  • In the weight room at your gym.
  • In your not-yet-finished being built house.
  • On the hood of your car on a deserted gravel road.
  • On a pool table.
  • On top of the washer... while it's running.
  • On a soft rug in front of a fireplace.
  • On a secluded island beach in the sun.
  • In the backyard under the stars.
  • In the woods after it rains.
  • On a motorcycle.
  • In an airplane restroom -- join the mile high club!
  • On a train in the middle of the night.
  • In bed with silk or satin sheets.
  • In bed with rose petals all over.
  • On the beach at night.
  • Outside in the rain.
  • In a hot tub.
  • On the deck of a yacht during a full moon.
  • Under a rainbow.
  • On a trampoline.
 
 
  • On top of a hill.
  • In the middle of nowhere.
  • In the car during heavy traffic.
  • In the car on the side of a deserted road.
  • In a hotel.
  • In a state park.
  • On a waterbed.
  • On the loft in a barn full of hay.
  • In a field full of wildflowers.
  • On a rooftop.
  • In an open field at night.
  • Under or near a waterfall with the water misting all around you.
  • In the garage.
  • On a jungle gym at night.
  • Outside during sunset.
  • In the car going through an automated car wash.
  • In the mountains.
  • On an abandoned air field.
  • In the living room during the day with the windows wide open.
  • On a blanket beside a lake.
  • In an elevator.
  • On the bathroom floor.
  • In a sauna.
  • In a very big bed.
  • On the top bunk of a bunk bed.
  • In a tent.
  • At your office.
  • On your office desk.
  • On a boat deck with the waves gently rocking you.
  • In a tree house.
  • In a hot air balloon.
  • In a room filled with lit candles.
  • In a bathtub.
  • In the shower.
  • In a canoe on a river.
  • On a baseball diamond at night.
  • In a swimming pool.
  • At the bottom of the grand canyon.
  • In a beach house with a light breeze gusting outside.
  • Off a beaten trail in the woods.
  • In every room of your house.
  • On a chair.
  • On an air mattress.
  • On your kitchen table.
  • On a hotel balcony.
  • On a paddle boat on a lake.
  • In the bed of a truck on a hot summer night.
  • In the ocean... ride the waves.
  • In a room filled with balloons. (Red ones?)
  • In front of a video camera.
  • On an old sheet with chocolate body frosting.
  • On a bed surrounded by pillows.
  • On an amusement park ride... tunnel of love, in the dark?
  • In the back of a limo.
  • On a golf course.
  • In the car at a drive-in movie.
  • On really plush carpet. (Wear knee-pads lol)
  • In a hammock.
  • While scuba-diving. (How?)
  • On a ferris wheel when you're stuck at the top.
  • At a rest area.
  • In a corn field.

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